Season Two of my life here! All slay, all the time in the mysterious east. Clothing stores and sweets shops beware - I'm back, and slightly better at Japanese!
Monday, January 31, 2011
There can't possibly be any more snow left in the UNIVERSE
SERIOUSLY. WHERE DO I LIVE???
Yes that would be a snowbank more than half the size of a BUS. I now have vivid daydreams where I run around outside with a flamethrower, maniacally laughing while melting all the snow.
Did you know they make machines specifically for melting massive quantities of snow? They look like dumpsters with an engine attached. Voila, the snow is now harmless water in the gutter. I recommend you invest in one pronto.
Unfortunately you'll need to hire a Snow Melting Technician to shovel the snow into it too. I'm pretty sure that is a straight-up real job in my home town.
AGRAH!
ReplyDeleteDid you know they make machines specifically for melting massive quantities of snow? They look like dumpsters with an engine attached. Voila, the snow is now harmless water in the gutter. I recommend you invest in one pronto.
Unfortunately you'll need to hire a Snow Melting Technician to shovel the snow into it too. I'm pretty sure that is a straight-up real job in my home town.
We had a good melt here and everything turned to slush and water that refroze into icy lakes of death. No fancy snowmelting machines here!
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